Here are some things that I've heard recently that have made me smile and/or roll my eyes a little.
Jacob: Do you like having four kids?
Me: Yes, why would you ask that?
Jacob: I just thought maybe you get tired of us running around all of the time.
Me: No, I love having four kids, that's just how many I wanted.
Jonah: So you're not going to send us to another Mom?
Me: Why would you say that!? I'll always be your Mom!
Jacob: Even when you're a grandmother?
Me: Yes, even then. Gamaw is still my Mom, and she's a grandmother.
Jacob: Will you have grandmother hair?
Me: I might.
Jacob: NO! I like your hair now, it looks just fine! Don't grow grandmother hair Mom!
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With their friend Gavin in the car the other day:
Gavin: Is it hard being twins?
Jonah: No, why would it be hard?!
Gavin: Is it hard for your Mom? I mean, she has to cook for
FOUR KIDS.
Jonah: No it's not hard for her! She
LIKES cooking for us!
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Me: Stop spraying Dora perfume Emmy, I can smell it all over the house!
Jacob: That's Jonah! They're spraying it on each other!
Me: Nice Jonah, now you're going to school smelling like a girl.
Jonah: OH NO! Hurry Jacob, fart on me!
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Emmy: What kind of birthday are you having Mom?
Me: I'm not having any sort of birthday.
Emmy: WHAT?! There's not going to be any sort of special tablecloth or anything?!?!
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Jonah: Why do we get Friday off for Easter?
Me: Because it's Good Friday, do you know what that is?
All: Uhhhhhhhh
Me: Good Friday is the day that Jesus died on the cross and three days later He came back to life. Jesus is the only one that can do that though.
Jacob: Why can't He make us back to life when we die then?
Me: Well He does, when you go to heaven.
Jonah: Do we eat in heaven?
Me: I really don't know.
Jacob: Do we celebrate Easter in heaven?
Me: I'm pretty sure we do.
Jacob: Will there be Easter eggs? I wonder what God put will put in them?!
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